(Yeah, I’m a day late. So what? I wasn’t home much yesterday and I didn’t have time to do this.)
I did not go to Belk and they were not having a huge clearance sale. I did not find a super cute Christmas dress for baby girl for next year. It was not marked down to $4.19, and I did not buy it! I am not a bargain shopper!
I did not cut into a fresh pineapple for the first time this week. It did not take me almost 25 years to eat the real thing, instead of pineapple from a can. It did not taste amazing, and it does not contain bromelain, which will not help to ripen my cervix.
I did not wear high heels to the wedding. High heels! 38 weeks pregnant! It totally did not happen!
I did not beg my freezing husband not to turn the heater on. I was not burning up, and I do not have hot flashes all day long.